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G-S-T Review…The Adventures of Tintin

Editor’s Note: Go,See,Talk presents this review of The Adventures of Tintin as the debut entry from our guest contributing writer Andrew Crump (of A Constant Visual Feast). He’s going to be making some more appearances on G-S-T in the next few weeks so have a look at what he had to say about Steven Spielberg’s latest blockbuster and offer your thoughts below.

While watching The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn, you can feel Spielberg grinning happily on the other side of the camera. It’s a welcome quality; adapting Hergé’s beloved comic books to screen in the first of a planned series of films with collaborator Peter Jackson seems to have brought out the Beard’s inner Jones. Indeed, The Adventures of Tintin feels very much like the Indiana Jones picture Spielberg should have made in 2008 upon the release of the rightfully misliked The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. But everything that picture lacked, The Adventures of Tintin boasts in abundance and in every single frame– an unfettered sense of enterprise, a contagious air of delight, and a never-ending flow of excitement, which altogether should keep any audience on the edge of their seats.

The film– which draws on three separate Tintin stories– doesn’t waste any time getting the plot rolling. We meet our eponymous hero as he’s accosted in the streets by the film’s villain, Sakharine (Daniel Craig), over what appears to be nothing more than a simple model ship named the Unicorn; of course, it’s quite plain that it’s no ordinary model, and before too long Tintin finds himself and his dog Snowy wrapped up in a mystery that leads them to Captain Archibald Haddock (Andy Serkis), a loutish drunk and also as it happens the last true descendant of the legendary Sir Francis Haddock. What does Sakharine want with the model ship and Haddock himself? Leave it to our plucky trio of adventurers to uncover the truth.

There’s one thing that should be spoken of first in any Tintin review: Andy Serkis is amazing. In fact, I might credit Serkis for the reason that the rest of the cast manages to come through so well performing with motion capture– after all, when you’re on set with the master, at least a fraction of his excellence is bound to rub off on you. For many the most divisive part of Tintin will come down to mocap, something that’s been criticized in almost every release to employ it in the last seven years (The Polar Express and A Christmas Carol come to mind immediately). The good news is that technology has come a long way since then, and even better Serkis was born to play mocapped characters. As Haddock, he’s a treasure. Literally every gesture and reaction the man makes is pure gold and practically worth the price of admission on its own.

But more than that, just having him in the picture seems to have had an impact on his fellow cast members, because every performance here just works. Maybe the eyes aren’t quite right yet, but in terms of conveying emotion everyone here is incredibly expressive, from Bell to Craig to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as bumbling detectives Thompson and Thomson. Mocap techniques render these characters looking lifelike enough, but it’s the cast that really makes them feel genuine and human more than the technology itself. Is motion capture a direct replacement for live, in-the-flesh acting? Certainly not, but as a stylizing tool it can, as evidenced here, yield resoundingly effective results when you want to bring a comic book to life. And if the mocap doesn’t totally succeed for you, then Spielberg’s direction and shared vision with Jackson should make up for it.

Tintin is a film that’s packed with detail and information, not just cinematic Easter eggs for fans of the series but for everyone. Every frame is stuffed with innumerable components that really allow the world Spielberg has constructed here to breathe deeply while shuddering to life. He’s given us rich, vibrant filmmaking here, coupled with absolutely wonderful world-building that transports us both figuratively and literally as Tintinglobe-trots from England to the Middle East and back again. Spielberg and Jackson fashion a vast playground in which to spin a narrative and stage action set piece after action set piece and never fail to populate any of them with countless elements which give the film  much-needed vitality.

And make no mistake, Tintin is very much a picture of action. It’s not an action film, per se; it’s a detective adventure that just happens to be bursting at the seams with bravura action sequences. Tintin peaks before the last act with its two best action showcases, a battle at sea that out-pirates the Pirates of the Caribbean films and an eye-popping chase through the city of Bagghar, but before, after, and in between these scenes the opportunities to catch your breath are few. Tintin is exhausting, something I mean to only be complimentary; the film only sparingly affords itself opportunity to stretch its legs. Like its indomitable protagonist, Tintin is intent on revealing the secrets behind Sakharine’s plot and Haddock’s ancestral heritage and refuses to come to a full stop until it has done so– but that’s okay, because by making his film into a very nearly unending pastiche of action, Spielberg has all but guaranteed that audiences will not for one moment be bored.

But will you be moved? It’s pretty easy to critique Tintin on the basis of substance, since it’s primary interests lie in the odd couple relationship between Haddock and Tintin and in its many moments of action. At first glance, maybe, it doesn’t really appear to be about anything, but it’s about plenty even if it’s not concerned with sending you out of the theater ruminating on the human condition. However with one character living on his own in Europe without any family to speak of (and only a totally amazing dog for company), and with one character existing in the shadow of his ancestor’s great deeds, there’s certainly room to do so. More than anything,Tintin is about the thrill of an adventure, celebrating the work of a great artist, and synthesizing both ideas by taking its audience on an incredible breath-taking journey.Tintin revels in the act of discovery, relishing each clue and every bread crumb on the trail, and it wants you to share in that cathartic sense of realization along with its characters. I don’t know if it needs to be about anything more than that.


Whether or not The Adventures of Tintin will satisfy diehards of Hergé’s original work I can’t say. But I can state with confidence that Tintin should wow the uninitiated on the strength of its own merits– it’s a fantastic thriller and probably the most exciting picture in theaters at the time of this writing. Along with that, it’s the first time in a long time we’ve seen this side of Spielberg come out and execute with such aplomb. Maybe seeing an energized Spielberg using his entertainment talents effectively is all the reason any of us should require.