Editorials,  Movies/Entertainment

"The R-Rated Lunch Box" Blog-A-Thon

Welcome one and all to Go,See,Talk’s third and final Multi-Blog-A-Thon. The rules for today are very simple: Since kids should all be back to school by then, it’s kind of a throwback goof on the lunchboxes we went to school with. You know, the plastic (or metal) ones that had the Thermos inside. Well instead of G.I. Joe, Care Bears, Voltron etc today we  were tasked with thinking of just 5 R-Rated movies that would be the most outlandish to put on the side of a lunch box. Something like The Human Centipede for example. So have a peek at the selections below and be sure to check out the other blogs who participated.

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I guess you could call this a mixed-bag lunch. Open this to find 1 of 4 vices that led to the downfall of our four tortured protagonists; though no matter which it is it ain’t gonna be pleasant.

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Let’s see what you have for lunch today, maybe you want to trade? Hmm pea soup (and lots of it). No thanks, I’ll pass.

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Let’s see what Star Wars lunch boxes have on this sci-fi screamer…

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What would you find if we opened this up at lunch time? Probably a bunch of rocks and gravel…but you wouldn’t hear any complaints from One Eye. Not a whole lot that bothers him.
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Four Lions is completely uncouth as it wrestles with some hard issues…soooo what better to put on the side of the lunch box for this blog-a-thon? Only I woulnd’t open it if I were you.

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I know I said 5 but when I saw this stock photo I couldn’t resist and this lunch box is really a bit of a gag but not really good enough to be part of the list. Now we all know that Patrick Bateman would never bring his lunch to work…he’d probably be trying to get a reservation at Dorsia right? But imagine if you will a young Patrick bringing this to prep school and telling his classmates that the raised lettering is something called chophouse and the color is sangre.

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If you liked those, check out some of my other friends who participated and look at which titles they chose:

Kai at Man I Love Films

Novia at Polychrome Interest

IbA at ILuvCinema

Caz at Let’s Go to the Movies